What The Things You Lift With Your Vagina Say About You
Nothing says empowerment like dangling a dumbbell from your vag.
FOLLOW UP: The Best Way To Remove Porcupine Quills From Your Urethra
We’ve admittedly been getting a LOT of questions.
Attention Men: It’s Okay To Talk About Penis Molting
I’m definitely probably not alone in this, right?
How Each Zodiac Sign Will Ruin Your Carefully Planned Art Heist
Your failure is written in the stars.
Vacation Guide: The Closet Of The Woman You’re Having An Affair With
Take in the view of those hangers!
For The Last Time, I’m An Electrician, Not An Energy Healer
I truly don’t know how much clearer I can be on this.
What Nail Polish To Wear Based On Who You’re Flipping Off Today
Because it definitely will be someone.
Mack Talks To Sexpert Raya Carmona About Sex, Intimacy, And (Yes) Butt Stuff
They talk about sex, intimacy, and (yes) butt stuff.
I’m Building A Neighborhood Garden No Matter What My Asshole Neighbors Say
Those ingrates will thank me later.
Back-To-School Sales For Regressing Back To When You Had Hope
Yes, the earth is dying, but check out these glitter pens!
Boost Your Immune System With Ball Pit Immersion Therapy
Build up you defenses in the most disgusting place on earth!
Coat Your Dick In Wax, Just Like Ryan Gosling Does (Possibly)
It’s trending on Twitter, so we’re gonna say it’s true.