Lifestyle

As a woman in 2019, I do not recommend.

It’s about family, faith, and unrelenting blue balls.

Have you thought about an indoor hammock?

The mythology is wildly inconsistent, guys.

Parenting is hard—and it’s even harder when you’re a Frankenstein.

Put your best foot forward before busting!

Stop settling for napkins.

You’ll thank us when you’re dead.

Keep this insane ruse going just a little longer!

Make that bear a home.

They’re 100% biodegradable and look fantastic!

What kind of example is he setting?

You can at least enjoy the pictures.

Yes, it will get infected.

Finally—a definitive answer.

It was super weird and not at all what we wanted.

Take this handy quiz!

Fun and festive ways to let everyone know you’re in The Lifestyle!

It can be hard to tell.

You can eat whatever you want—as long as it’s not food!

They’re incredibly distracting.

This is not a joke.

We’re kind of in unchartered territory here.

“Fall is but a living nightmare for an apple-hands-man.”

My wife isn’t thrilled either.

It’s time to cover up that unsightly green.

Happy fall, y’all! We’re coming at you with the only pumpkin carving tutorial you’ll ever need. We’re going to be looking at five simple designs today, and I’m going to give you all the tips and tricks I use to make perfect Halloween jack-o’-lanterns. [Disclaimer: Many of the below pumpkins may end up looking like […]

‘Are you on Twitter? Okay, let’s back up.’

I thought you were eating clean?

Confidence is key.

Is it coming from the furniture? The vents?

Do you want to win the coveted Golden Wrist or not?

You SAY it’s your favorite season. Prove it.

It just isn’t right.

Grimace? Or perhaps Mayor McCheese?

They make us feel seen.

It has all the ingredients of banana bread?

Yum!

‘I think something might be up with him.’

‘Jennifer sometimes goes days without food!”

‘There’s just so much pus.’

It’s so chill, brah.

All the health benefits from this plant I definitely didn’t buy by mistake.