Is it Goliath? Or maybe Bronx?
You don’t stay this decrepit by doing nothing.
I’m going to kick their ass.
Nothing says empowerment like dangling a dumbbell from your vag.
Want to make things weird?
We’ve admittedly been getting a LOT of questions.
Finally.
We need to turn the car around.
I’m definitely probably not alone in this, right?
It was only logical.
‘Meeting @ 10, bebes!’
It’s science!
Give your pregnancy a DIY twist!
Don’t kink shame me.
Your failure is written in the stars.
It hurts so pretty.
I’m actually very boring.
From Snuckleberry root to Gingerminge.
Take in the view of those hangers!
It hurts so good!
Seriously, guys. Not cool.
The definitive list.
PB&J is fall, right?
I truly don’t know how much clearer I can be on this.
Because it definitely will be someone.
It’s the thought that counts!
Please donate.
And it can work for you, too!
That’s right. Hot ham.
You’re welcome, world.
They talk about sex, intimacy, and (yes) butt stuff.
This has been a REAL disappointment.
There must be a logical explanation.
Those ingrates will thank me later.
Allow us to help.
Rory can’t be trusted.
You can get through this.
Yes, the earth is dying, but check out these glitter pens!
Mmm, they’re so slimy.
Build up you defenses in the most disgusting place on earth!
It’s trending on Twitter, so we’re gonna say it’s true.
It’s only nine questions!
We’re tired of the slander.
Because it’s literally all that’s left.
