It’s the age-old question: How do you tell your partner you want to put stuff in their butt in a way that also doesn’t involve outright saying it? And to this we have one word: mixtape. That’s right. A well-thought-out mixtape can communicate a world of desire, which is why we’re presenting you with a list of tasteful songs guaranteed to let your S.O. know you want to get freaky with their butt.
1. “What What (In the Butt)” – Samwell
If your partner is particularly dense and doesn’t pick up context clues very well, skip all pretenses and go straight for this one. They’ll get the not-so-subtle hint.
Most Relevant Lyrics:
Let’s do it in the butt, okay.
It doesn’t get any clearer than that.
2. “Anaconda” – Nicki Minaj
Most people think of this as a song purely about dongle, but the butt appreciation is also pretty strong if you listen closely. Give your partner a few minutes to figure it out.
Most Relevant Lyrics:
P***y put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang, bang, bang
I let him hit it cause he slang cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
See?
3. “Salt Shaker” – Ying Yang Twins featuring Lil Jon and The East Side Boyz
This one is for the butt fans who are also into some mild negging. It’s a bold, albeit controversial tactic.
Most Relevant Lyrics:
If a booty’s a drug, then I’m a fiend
She slangin’ like a damn drug dealer
Nice size booty, but I wish it was bigger
It’ll have a certain type of person begging you to put it in their butt.
4. “Hey Mickey (You’re So Fine)” – Toni Basil
This song is such a bubbly classic your bae might not realize the implications. Which makes it a great choice for avoidant partners who prefer to beat around the bush.
Most Relevant Lyrics:
There’s somethin’ we can use, so don’t say no, Mickey
So come on and give it to me any way you can
Any way you wanna do it, I’ll take it like a man
Here’s hoping your date isn’t super pretentious and subjects you to some big speech about how they already knew the anal sex rumors surrounding this ditty. Good luck!
5. “Bad Romance” – Lady Gaga
Lots of people will tell you this song is about an abusive relationship, but we’re here to tell you songs can be about two things.
Most Relevant Lyrics:
I want your psycho, your vertigo shtick (hey)
Want you in my rear window, baby, you’re sick
And then after, maybe apologize to your boo for all the kink shaming.
6. “Rolling in the Deep” – Adele
Now, we know what you’re thinking, but hear us out …
Most Relevant Lyrics:
The scars of your love remind me of us
They keep me thinking that we almost had it all
Throw your soul through every open door
Count your blessings to find what you look for
“Every open door”? Yeah. You see it now.
7. “Imagine” – John Lennon
Quite honestly, we could quote this entire song and every single line would be about butt sex. Every. Single. One.