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Vaginal rejuvenation surgery is very popular among rich, straight, cis female readers, but is it really necessary? After all, most of those readers don't realize their husband definitely fucked a…
Oh hai readers, I’m Craig The Intern. Anyway, how's your sex life? They make me transcribe these every week. Everything’s going great so far! This week's episode is about movies,…
After such a rough-and-tumble winter, Summer cannot get here fast enough. Yeah, isn’t Summer GREAT?! Everyone likes to party during the Summer, right?! I remember the summer, back when I…
Hi, I’m Craig The Intern, and they make me transcribe these every week. Everything’s going great so far! Especially because I'm definitely not on a desert island and this non-sunburn…
Oh, sure, everyone always gets sooooo excited for summer. A smorgasbord of fashionable outdoor festivals, sipping mai-tais on elegant beach-side patios, entirely new ways of getting judged by your body …
For as long as I could remember, I've always been a pussy. I vividly recall the days where I'd be standing alongside countless cowards at the nearest grocery store, spending…
The world of fine dining has its own complex language that can turn a romantic date into a confusing embarrassment if you don’t know the lingo. Worry no more, because…
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Hi, I’m Craig The Intern, and they make me transcribe these every week. Everything’s going great so far! The Guest: None. The Lowdown: Sex! Matt pitched an entire episode based…