Kidneys, you gotta have em. Some people think just one is acceptable but here at Bunny Ears we highly recommend at least two. MC himself has four on him at all times. We wanted to take a moment today to slow down and dish about the hippest vital organ in everyone’s body.
Kidneys Filter Your Blood
Much like essential oils, unfiltered river water, and ranch dressing, kidneys remove the bad things from your body. They take the waste materials from food, medications, and toxic substances like that bottle of sun tan lotion I once ate, and make them into pee pee. Similar to how Reiki makes bad energy into emotional pee pee.
Kidneys Are Beautifully Nostalgic
He’s collected kidneys from some of the most exotic locals in the world. In fact he’s got so many in his closet visitors are like, super uncomfortable with it. Here at Bunny Ears we totally support his kidney collecting habit of course!
Kidneys Probably Aren’t Where You Think They Are In Your Body
Kidneys Are So Essential
Where Can You Get A Kidney?
I know what you’re thinking, if kidneys are the hip cool thing where can I get another kidney? Blood Boy, Crying Boy, they’ve got a boy for everything these days, but the kidney boy is the most illusive of all. You’ve got to have a fantastic kidney connection. MC’s is a guy named [REDACTED DUE TO LEGAL ISSUES] that he met at [ALSO REDACTED]. If you can’t afford a high-end kidney dealer to the stars there are plenty of websites such as [REDACTED. BUYING BLACK MARKET KIDNEYS IS BAD] that can help you out for a pretty decent price.
It’s especially difficult to find good kidneys in America but they’re practically giving them away overseas. I mean there are several countries where if you just walk up to someone on the street and offer them ten grand for their kidney they’ll pop that sucker out and hand it to you right then and there. It’s so easy! Whether you’ve just got one or whole basement full one thing is certain, kidneys are this summers must have!
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