…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Waldo still missing…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…God found dead in space…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Hats are cool…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
Cancer linked to death!
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…