Some kids simply never stop coloring outside the lines. Thank goodness the interior design gods invented the eclectic style for when you need to mix art nouveau with cottage in order to create the perfect bathroom in which to fire out a swole log. We know you creative types shy away from suggestions, but just in case you need it, here are some of our favorite eclectic bathroom designs in which you and your family can really huff out a brown butter stick:
Benijófar Modern-Style Villa Dung Bog
Old-Style Exposed Concrete Fart Tomb
Sometimes we don’t have a lot of space reserved for birthing rear-pudding like a Play-Doh Fun-Factory, and so this industrial style stank sauna is the perfect example of making the most out of very little. Put against exposed concrete and stone, the aluminum pipes running from your turd-pool to the great beyond serves not as a visual hindrance… but rather completes the chic industrial look of your diarrhea dungeon.
Provence-Style Waft Cottage
Hardwood Classic Shart Factory
If you ever wanted to grunt out a tail in what looks like a kitchen, this bathroom is for you. The combination of a Victorian tub on polished hardwood creates an atmosphere unlike most bathrooms, almost as if you’ve broken into your boss’s family brownstone and disgruntledly laid soggy pipe in his breakfast nook. One standout feature has to be the vast amount of cabinet space to keep stacks upon stacks of rolled paper in which to smear your bottom gravy on.
Earthy Utopian Dump Out
Art-Friendly Food Graveyard
Berry-Colored Intimate Hot Box
This strawberry accented slice of warm swamp pie is the perfect bathroom you’d expect in a honeymoon suite. The floor to near-ceiling tile is especially welcoming for any late-comers cursed with a low-resistance sphincter in need of easy cleanup. Enjoy the floral patterns playfully accenting this beautiful room as you sobbingly sop your wayward brown water with thin wads of sanitary tissue.
Traditional Marble-Tubbed Crap Gauntlet
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