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…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…God found dead in space…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…RIP KOKO…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Queen Kong???…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
Cancer linked to death!
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Hats are cool…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Waldo still missing…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
