We Can Tell Your Personality Based On What You See In Rorschach’s Mask!

Jackson Alpern

Jackson Alpern only exists to write humorous content for the world wide web. He wrote his first listicle at eight days old ("Seven Things They Never Tell You Before Your Bris") and never looked back. Jackson has written for Topless Robot and Maxim.com. He's not on Twitter because he doesn't give these jokes out for free, you hear?