It was the summer of 2004, a rainy day at Camp Towanic which meant movie day. The day’s feature presentation was Never Been Kissed. It was like the camp gods were mocking me. “Stacy Goldstein got fingered in the boat shack last night and you’ve never even been kissed.” “Did you see Alex Greenblatt and …
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Your whole life is a lie, but you deserved that promotion.
If you get halfway through a cookie and find out it has pistachios, you can go ahead and finish it if the cookie is really good.
