These Trendy Salads Were Recalled But Oh God We’re Gonna Eat Them Anyway
The hottest new salad proteins are hopefully maggots, because that’s definitely what’s in this trendy salad pack we bought three weeks ago!
This Article Contains Three Longevity Tips for Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Certain Death for All Other Trespassers Whomst Would Gaze Upon It
I am Ruth Bader Ginsburg: see A I am not Ruth Bader Ginsburg: see B A. Welcome, Justice Ginsburg! We are truly honored by your eyeballs. To keep you alive as long as humanly possible, we have assembled a group of shamans, crystal healers, wellness advocates, voodoo priestesses, culotte tailors, and 25-year old studs who […]