…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….