Mack Shares His Thoughts On Crafting The Perfect Sext

On this week’s episode of the Bunny Ears podcast, Macaulay Culkin spoke with sexpert and podcaster Raya Carmona. Which means, we in turn, followed up with him with a few sex-related questions of our own. That’s right: We’re talkin’ to our boss Macaulay Culkin about SEX. Just like we always dreamed we would. Here’s what he had to say.

1. During your conversation with Raya, she said that she and her girlfriends definitely show each other dick pics that guys send them…which begs the question: Mack, have you ever sent a dick pic?

Mack: No. Not that I’m ashamed. It’s just that I’m famous and smart.

2. In your opinion, what’s the single most important factor for having good sex?

Mack: [Thinks a minute.] Honestly, it’s what Raya said in the podcast. It should be warm, sticky, and smelly. Otherwise, you’re doing it wrong.

3. You mentioned having a friend who asks all the wrong people for tips on getting a girlfriend, and you said he should just ask you, since you currently have a girlfriend and ostensibly know how it’s done. So what would your advice be?

Mack: [Thinks another minute.] Okay, I actually take that back. I don’t want my dude friends asking me this kind of thing. I just want to chill and play video games with them. Sorry!  Don’t @ me, bro.

4. Finally, what’s your advice for sending the perfect sext?

Mack: New number, who ‘dis? [Editor’s note: Mack found this hilarious and would not reveal his real answer).

If you want to hear more of Macaulay Culkin talking about all things sex, listen to his full conversation with Raya Carmona here.