I Live In Constant, Unrelenting Fear Of Whatever Justin Timberlake Has Planned For May
He’s coming.













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It Follows is incredible.
IDK WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS, BUT I LIKE IT
I swear this is my favorite website of 2018. I hate social media and this definitely has my type of humor. Lol. Keep up the good work folks.
I’M A COWARD!
I laughed so hard that I felt a little bad for Justin Timberlake. The next day he went on the Ellen Show, I’m too afraid to watch it, so I can’t tell you what he is up to. If you are a brave soul, the clip is on YouTube. I’m sure Ellen had the same fears and just wanted to clarify things head to head (if you get my drift).