Episode 3 – Chipwrecked (Annotated)

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Episode 3 – Chipwrecked
Guest: Stewart P. Miller from Columbus, Ohio
The Lowdown:
Why is South Park better than The Simpsons now? Macaulay Culkin, Matt Cohen, and Stew Miller, Mack’s longtime friend, talk about this divisive, yet intriguing topic.
Mack and Stew talk about what The Professional School For Kids was like back in the day, and everything they got up to when they were little.
Mack and Stew discuss their speed runs, sub-games, and “dick moves” in the popular old-school video game Toejam & Earl. Also, you get the pro tip of “Surprise Rocket Skates.”
What’s your favorite Simpsons episode? The guys discuss the best ones, and some very inside-baseball references to very specific episodes.
Mack “Macaulay Culkin” Mech-a-lechlin was married at some point and he talks about it!
Matt and Stew try to get Mack into PHISH. The origin of The Pizza Underground. Everyone talks about their first concert, and also cannibalism!
The Highlights:
38:00 – Band Name Ideas: Food Pun Edition
37:41 – The Creation Of “Warren”
26:00 – How To Get Into Fish (the Ins and Outs of getting someone into PHISH)/Macaulay Culkin Talks About Phish
33:50 – 37:35 The Origin Of The Pizza Underground by Macaulay Culkin
Velvet Underground was just releasing the initial intent of the content.
39:00 – 40:45 Hey Fred Schneider: He was the lead singer of the B-52s
41:00 – Macaulay Culkin Is A DJ
44:30 – Matt’s First Concert: The Marshall Tucker Band | Matt Cohen’s Childhood Vol 1.
Stew, of course, as always, is masturbating in the corner throughout.
Devon Sawa, be on this podcast. They are calling you out.
And, of course, one amazing story that you will never hear.
The Links:
Some Stuff By The Pizza Underground
“Cool story, Hansel”
“Thanks, Olaf”
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As always, check out all the previous episodes of The Bunny Ears Podcast here:
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/bunny-ears/id1333665531?mt=2
Contact The Guys!
Email: [email protected]
Twitter: @bunnyearspod
Instagram: @bunnyearspodcast
Telephone: 845-EZE-HOAX
Mack
Twitter @IncredibleCulk
Instagram: Culkamania
Stew
Twitter: @SuaveAdventurer
Instagram: @SuaveAdventurer
Matt Cohen
Twitter: @Cameltoad
Instagram: @Cameltoad
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Love hearing Mack and Stew back in the day stories! Hope to see more of them in season 3 🙂