Your Beanie Babies Ranked By Their Self-Worth
The past two decades have been extremely painful for many of us Beanie-heads. Mainstream culture has all but dismissed Beanie Babies as a “fad,” claiming that these colorful little treasures have no value. However, we’d argue that Beanie Babies are still very valuable. We just measure “value” in new, more evolved and enlightened ways these days. Which is why we’re officially ranking your Beanie Babies based on their worth—their self-worth.
5. Ally The Alligator
Real worth comes from how much you value yourself, and Ally practices self-love, so her worth is extremely high! She loves her dry wit, her sassy but heartfelt mommy blog, and how she makes everyone around her feel safe and at ease. Ally, like everyone, has intrinsic value.
4. Bones The Dog
He might be a dog, but Bones doesn’t subscribe to the societal construct that he’s either a “good boy” or a “bad boy.” He’s simply a boy, and doesn’t place a value on that. This kind of self-worth has been a journey, and we’re grateful for his growth (but even if Bones didn’t value himself, we would still value him greatly). Bones, like everyone, has intrinsic value.
3. Chocolate The Moose
She used to be extremely self-conscious about her orange antlers, but after years of practice in transcendental meditation, daily sound baths, and a handful of solo backpacking trips, she’s grown to fully accept herself. Chocolate, like everyone, has intrinsic value.
2. Inky The Octopus
Inky is a single father, supporting seven kids on his own. Thankfully, he’s succeeded in making a sad home feel happy again, and the smiles on his kids’ faces is all the worth he’ll ever need. Inky also owns his own social media consulting business. Inky, like everyone, has intrinsic value.
1. Legs The Frog
Limiting someone to a single physical trait can be extremely damaging, but Legs has taken it in stride. After a long bout with depression, Legs took ownership of his identity and changed his name to “Jean-Luc.” He no longer identifies with the story on his Ty tag, and makes a decision every morning to bet on himself and live the life he creates. Legs, like everyone, has intrinsic value.
Thanks to the power of positive thinking, self-love, and light, the worth of our Beanie Babies is higher than ever. Please share this with a fellow Beanie-head who might need a day brightener, and let us know the value of your favorite Beanies in the comments section below!