Our Staff’s Celebrity Fuck List—In Slideshow Form
Don’t pretend. We know that everyone has a celebrity sex list. That’s why we decided it’s high time we make our own list public. After all, transparency is so important in this day and age. So from Wanda Sykes to (yes) even Kieran Culkin, here’s who our staff would most like to take to pound town.
WARNING: It’s about to get real hot in here, people!

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