Meadows Farm Eatery: Shenandoah Valley’s Best-Kept Secret

April 16, 2018 by
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As a devoted foodie and restaurant critic, it’s not often I get to say I’ve had a culinary experience that truly rocked my world and pushed the borders of what I consider fine dining. But this past Saturday, while driving to visit some relatives out in rural Virginia’s Shenandoah Valley, I stumbled upon a down-to-earth, unabashedly no-frills locale that truly earned the above descriptors. Meadows Farm Eatery, barely visible from the road and demarcated only by a humble hand-painted sign reading simply “MEadowS FarM”, doesn’t look like much, but for the intrepid visitor it offers a truly unique dining experience.

The Ambience

Wide-open vistas and a clear view of the blue sky give Meadows a delightfully pastoral feel. While there are buildings organically worked into the setting, you start your journey at the foot of a hill, clambering up past one terraced field after another, each level offering a new layer to your dining experience. One imagines a sudden rainstorm sending the patrons running for cover, finishing their meal under the eaves of the nearest structure, cheerfully jostling each other in the ultimate shared dining experience.

No chairs and tables for Meadows, either; ever innovative, this restaurant scatters its seats here and there, often disguised as something else. Getting to your table becomes an exercise in careful observation, in cultivating an imaginative eye. A mossy tree stump becomes an earthy barstool; an overturned wheelbarrow is a table for two as long as you keep in mind that it’s not a level surface. Weathered wooden fences, their horizontal slats offering plenty of room to slip between, are obstacles to the untrained eye but communal dining spaces for a perspicacious guest.

The Food

Let’s be clear: what Meadows offers is not so much a menu as a pilgrimage. Taking the classic curated tasting experience one step further to its logical conclusion, this eatery sends guests on a self-modulated walking tour where they are led, by their own intuition as much by the delineated path up the hill, from course to course.

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I started my experience with a handful of microgreens and deconstructed breadcrumbs, all picked straight from the stalk. The bread was crispy, nutty, and encased in a tough waterproof shell that had to be chewed through. This effort only made the resulting flavor all the more poignant. The lemony microgreens were bursts of flavor that refreshed my palate and rested my jaw in between the kernels of bread.

The next course, harvested from a plot of assorted vegetables, was equally deconstructed.  Anyone will tell you that terroir is a key component of a meal, and what better way to highlight terroir than to enjoy your food in its natural habitat? I picked a few leaves here and there as I walked, savoring the gritty mouthfeel of dirt and the occasional protein-rich crunch of an insect. This self-assembled salad was chased with a palate cleanser of vine-ripened grapes, individually selected and picked by yours truly. One even had a single coiled worm nestled inside like a sweet, chewy secret.

I moved on to heavier courses, picking my way up a slope towards the structures at the top of the hill. The dry-aged rabbit tartar, warmed by the sun and presented by several large buzzards, was a peppery, tangy symphony of textures and flavors.

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Dead rabbit (Oryctolagus cuniculus) © Copyright Peter O’Connor (CC BY-SA 2.0 – www.flickr.com/photos/anemoneprojectors/9616896544)

Just inside the doorway of the nearest building were spherified chicken proteins that I enjoyed right out of the shell, like piping-hot avian oysters. I devoured them so eagerly that when I cracked one that was a little farther along, I didn’t even realize it until my teeth crunched down on the tenderness of partially-developed bone. All in all, a truly unique mouthfeel. As far as beverages go, I would be hard-pressed to say which I enjoyed more, the authentic mineral water pulled straight from an underground carafe, or the raw DIY milk bar in the paddock adjacent.

I completed my tasting adventure with a small piece of fresh honeycomb. It was perfectly paired with a liberal splash of apitoxin, delivered subcutaneously. The honey was sun-drenched and sweet, the apitoxins were bracing but citrusy—a match made in heaven.

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dining experienceIn summary:

There are some who would argue that a meal should be served to you by others, not by yourself. To those people I say: what is the true essence of farm-to-table, except a deeper connection with your food? Meadows Farm Eatery scrapes away the window-dressing of your typical restaurant. It distills food down to devourer and devoured, to the primal agricultural elements for which our hunter-gatherer ancestors forsook their nomadic ways. Under that unbroken sky and blazing noonday sun, I may have been physically separated from each course by a distance of dozens of yards, but spiritually I have never been so close to a meal.

dining experienceCons:

No restaurant is without its flaws. I regret to say that the staff at Meadows left something to be desired. While their sensible, farm-chic outfits and no-nonsense mannerisms blended seamlessly with the eatery’s overall motif, their brusqueness bordered on standoffishness. My requests for napkins and bathroom directions were met with cold, perplexed stares. I rather wondered if I had committed a faux-pas by requesting assistance; presumably this was meant to be a self-sufficient meditation on the core of what makes a meal in the post-modern world. Additionally, although a trained service dog awaits to usher guests to the exit upon the completion of their alimentary pilgrimage, I found the animal’s manner to be as discourteous as its teeth were sharp.

 

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In summary, I would strongly advise that this eatery is not for those who need to be coddled through their meal. Both the design and the staff encourage an ultra-DIY approach to food. It is bold, it is groundbreaking, it might lead to needing a rabies shot at the nearest hospital, and it is definitely not aimed towards the faint of heart.


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