FOLLOW UP: The Best Way To Remove Porcupine Quills From Your Urethra

September 6, 2019 by , featured in Lifestyle
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In case you missed it, “Quilling” is a new and all-natural way to combat UTIs and promote general urinary tract health. All you have to do is gently insert porcupine quills into your urethra. We recently wrote about this trend in a popular article (which is currently unavailable on our site for some boring legal reason that we won’t get into), and have been thrilled by the positive response from readers. However, we’ve also received questions.

Of course, it’s only natural that some of you would be exceedingly curious about such an innovative new procedure, and that’s why we’re posting this follow up. We’re thrilled to discuss this treatment further, and to help clarify a few details. So let’s dive into the latest on this amazing new trend!

First of all, yes, it is true that Quilling is sweeping through Hollywood at a rate not seen since the heyday of Skunking (skunk spray aromatherapy). Many of you wanted clarification on just how popular Quilling is, so let us reassure you that—from major movie stars to up-and-coming TikTok titans—all of your favorite celebrities are Quilling.

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Next, a few of you have asked about the best way to remove quills that have inadvertently become embedded in your urethra. Now, normally when such a small, almost insignificant number of fans ask us a question, we simply don’t have time to answer. But we’ll make an exception today because the answer is so simple: all you need is a numbing agent, gloves, a compact mirror, a penlight, genital-safe lubricant, a pair of specialized tweezers, a pair of specialized forceps, and a regimen of post-extraction medicines and creams (all of which are sold on our website either separately or in a convenient kit).

You may also, in select cases, need the help of a friend and/or medical professional. And then from there it’s as easy as following the 27-page guide that’s freely available to anyone who emails [email protected]. Consult it closely and this little hiccup will be resolved in no time!

Finally, no, the breed of porcupine doesn’t matter so long as their quills are long enough to really get up there. So grab what’s available and try Quilling today!

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