You probably wouldn’t even know what to do if you did get into one anyway.
When people find out I am host to a tapeworm and an Amazonian dick fish, they always ask the same questions: “What the fuck?” “Have you seen someone about that?” And finally, “do they get along?” The answers are, respectively, “please don’t swear around my tapeworm,” “of course not,” and a resounding “yes.” But it …
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Are our kids spending too much time plopped in front of their families, growing lazy from all that unconditional love? Heck yes!
I am not here for it.
