Your move, Edwina.
Time to roll up your sleeves, roll down your waistband, and tend to an indent herb garden of your own.
I can’t help but wonder: when will it be my turn? When will I get to delicately balance myself on four posts above some woman as she marries the man of her dreams?
Indulge your inner nymph, you holier-than-thou P.O.S. you!
A simple AYOOGA or BLEEP BLEEP can make all the difference.
People say it’s not about the destination but the journey to get there—but I say as long as you made it there in one piece, who cares how it happened.
Reduce stress with Tai Chi through a series of fluid motions that clear away negative air and gently push your farts toward your enemies.