Guys, Accounting Says We Are Having Too Many Retreats
Hi, everyone! I’m sorry for posting this so publicly, but I know you’re all very busy people who are rarely even in the same country at the same time and that Katie and Lydia actually cancel each other out if they’re in the same room. Also, none of you will give me your real email addresses. …
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Bunny Ears Staff Advice Column: RELATIONSHIPS
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Welcome to the first-ever Bunny Ears advice column, where Bunny Ears staff submit questions, and other Bunny Ears staff provide answers. Neither party knew who was asking or answering their questions. Until now…] Q – Hana Michels Dear trusted advisor, I’m attracted to narcissists. Every person I’ve ever dated has had at least one …
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Podcast Episode 23: Tribute To The Great Hellmutt 2007-2018
Hi, There will be no annotations for this episode of the Bunny Ears Podcast. Instead I would like to say a few words about Hellmutt, the world’s best dog. I met Hellmutt about 8 or 9 years ago for the first time. It was in Cohen’s old apartment in Hollywood. Mutty, as he was frequently …
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7 More Candles That Smell Like Celebrity Genitals
7. Sarah Jessica Parker’s Dry Hay No. 1 6. George Clooney’s Leatherhead Gentlemen’s Scented Candle 5. Scarlett Johansson’s Milk Bathed Mangosteen 4. Kanye West’s Rose Fingers 3. Jason Biggs’s Apple Pie (Obviously) 2. Jack Black’s Sweat 1. Macaulay Culkin’s This Candle Smells Like My Asshole Images By MiamiFilmFestival – https://www.flickr.com/photos/55155430@N03/17790154348/, CC BY-SA 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=50436372 …
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Exclusive: Macaulay Culkin Interviews The Swarm Of Bees From My Girl
(Editors Note: After a considerable amount of negotiation between a phalanx of lawyers, agents, managers, publicists, stylists, socialists and one 76-year-old beekeeper from Arizona, Bunny Ears is proud to share the EXCLUSIVE reunion interview between Macaulay Culkin and the swarm of bees that viciously attacked him in the 90’s hit My Girl. What follows was transcribed, …
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