Upscale Culture Archives | bunny ears
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Mannequins found in store window…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…God found dead in space…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Waldo still missing…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
Cancer linked to death!
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Hats are cool…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…RIP KOKO…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Queen Kong???…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…

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