…Mannequins found in store window…
…World Awaits Next Carrot Top Prop…
Cancer linked to death!
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…I fucking hate this job… Also, Brian is an asshole…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…All the news that isn’t really news…
…4-8-15-16- … eh, Lost sucks…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…2019 NHL Season Put On Ice…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Waldo found… Nope, not him…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…Trump revealed to actually be doing the Harlem Shake for the past 18 months…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…Waldo still missing…
…Woman Credits Bikini Bod to “Thousands of Tiny Stomach Worms…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…God found dead in space…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…Camcorder found in uncle bob’s basement, police investigate…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…For sale: baby shoes, never worn…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…Hats are cool…

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