Upscale Culture Archives | bunny ears
…City Announces Subway Being Rebranded As “Uber Metro”…
…Lindbergh baby missing…
…Murder Victim Speaks Out…
…Four turtles and a rat found dead of toxic poisoning…
…Colonel Sanders Found to Have Never Served in the Military…
…Tropic of Cancer sues Caribbean Medical Board for copyright infringement…
…AMBER ALERT: Amber Tamblyn…
…Cancer and Death to marry… cigarettes devastated…
…God found dead in space…
…BitCoins Revealed To Be Pogs All Along…
…Study finds that 9 out of 10 studies are for nerds…
…AMBER ALERT: Tiffany Amber Thiessen…
…Newest Gaming Trend: Personal Space…
…Ophthalmologist: Glasses Are Sexy…
…BREAKING NEWS: New Yorkers shocked to learn Staten Island isn’t part of New Jersey…
…Quiz: Do You Have A Savior Complex Or Are You Just Jesus?…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Vacuums Suck…
…Snow Is Just Rain That Forgot To Melt…
… Red and Yellow Is The New Black…
…Trump Asks Media “What’s A Tariff?”…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Man Wakes Up From 10 Year Coma, Asks, “What’s Up With Lance Armstrong?”…
…”Peacoat” not what name suggests…
…Waldo still missing…
…10 Out Of 10 Car Salesmen Agree, You Need A New Car…
…BREAKING: Grandmother Not Actually As Proud Of You As She Says…
…Hillary Clinton Still Roaming The Woods…
…Queen Kong???…
…RIP KOKO…
…Police Discover Two Bodies In Witch’s Oven…
…“Specialist” not a real designation…
Cigarettes linked to cancer!
…The Academy Awards ‘In Memoriam’ Forgets To Mention Macaulay Culkin For The Third Year In A Row…
…Medieval Times to get modern update…
…Mannequins found in store window…
Cancer linked to death!
…Hats are cool…
…BREAKING NEWS: Dumb Is Spelled With A ‘B’…
…Forks and outlets: you decide…
…AMBER ALERT: Spoon; Last seen running away with a Dish…
…San Francisco and Oakland make up; will become one city…
…Teeth Found To Be Tongue Prison…
…Christmas Scheduled to Happen Again This Year…
…9 Out Of 10 Dentists Agree: Africa Is Not A Country…
…Forever 21 Turns 34 this year…
…Dog’s Feet Smell Like Vacuum Cleaner Bag…
…Scientists find that Vaping is dope AF…
…Quiz: Which 90s Murderer Are You?…
…Entertainment personality ahead in the polls…
…15 found dead in Warner Bros. Water Tower, at the Warner Movie lot…
…Psychic Predicts World Already Over…
…Local Mom Still Talking About Tupperware…
…Roast Beef: Lunch Meat or Middle Toe? Little Piggies Respond…
…Thoughts and prayers found to be cancerous…
…Secret Ingredient To Sushi Discovered: FISH…
…Corks Found To Only Be Holding Things Back…
…Quiz: Does He Know You’re Illiterate? …
…Supreme Court Rules: We Rule! …

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