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…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…