…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…