I Tried To Full-Body Orgasm But Only My Feet Came

September 13, 2019 by , featured in Lifestyle
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I read online somewhere that it’s possible for you to have long, intense orgasms that can be felt not just in your genitals, but from the top of your head to the bottom of your toes. That sounded wild, so I gave having a full-body orgasm a shot. But only my feet came.

From Head to Toe, But Mostly Toe

I followed all the online guides and “opened up” my sexual perspective to my entire body rather than just focusing on the obvious erogenous zones. Then, my partner massaged me into a fevered erotic frenzy and pulled back, again and again. It drove me crazy, and it was eventually supposed to build to an earth-shattering, body-trembling climax. What happened next, however … well, my feet gushed. They gushed hard. I just wish I could say the same for the rest of me.

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I guess I hadn’t fully relaxed all the right parts of my body. When I came after two hours of buildup, I felt the orgasm radiating outward from my pelvis for a second before it hit a roadblock. Then, like a river determined to flow despite the boulder in its path, the pleasure rerouted and made its home in my feet.

Goo Goo, Gag Gag

With my eyes clenched in rapturous anticipation, I felt my feet swell and then pop. When the orgasm was over, I was happy to see that my feet hadn’t exploded like the water balloon I had visualized in my mind’s eye. They were, however, covered in a thick, opaque goo. I don’t know what that stuff was. The lab I sent it to still hasn’t gotten back to me. I guess I’d also be a little suspicious of a brown envelope stuffed with a small plastic container of viscous liquid that’s maybe semen but maybe doughnut glaze with a note explaining it’s “the result of a tantric foot come.”

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Maybe I did it wrong. Maybe my expectations were too high. Maybe I should just value the pleasure of a nice footgasm. One thing’s for sure, though: I definitely should have put towels down.

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