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I Tried To Full-Body Orgasm But Only My Feet Came

I wouldn’t recommend it.

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Alright, Who The Fuck Feng Shui’ed My Cubicle?

I’m going to kick their ass.

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A Good Night’s Sleep Made Me A Much More Efficient Asshole

And it can work for you, too!

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I’m Trying Really Hard To Not Turn Your Vitamin D Deficiency Into A Dick Joke

This isn’t easy.

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They’re Not ‘Dolls,’ They’re Voodoo Action Figures

Get it right!

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Confront Your Fears And Self-Doubt By Practicing Open-Eye Sneezing

Yes, your eyes WILL fly out of your head and dangle on your cheeks. But you’ll have confronted your fears in the process.

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Macaulay Culkin And The Red Letter Media Guys Talk Conspiracies

Mack is joined by Mike Stoklasa, Rich Evans, and Jay Bauman.

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Recipes For Boogers Since That’s The Only Thing My Gross Kids Will Eat

At your wit’s end with your kids eating their boogers instead of your delicious homemade meals?

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All The Things To Throw Instead Of Your $70 X-Box Controller

X-Box controllers are expensive. Try throwing these unimportant things instead.

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I Owe My Newfound Confidence To Therapy And Stilts (Mostly Stilts)

The secret to rebuilding my confidence was admitting that I needed help – the help of a trusted therapist and of a pair of 5-foot-tall circus stilts.

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I Refuse To Wear A Condom Until They Start Making Them Biodegradable

And that’s the only reason.

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I’m Furious That Bunny Ears Used My Picture in an Article about Micropenises

When Bunny Ears used a stock image of my face in an article about micropenises, I thought my life was over. It was only just beginning.

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My Feminist Video Game Was Banned From E3 And It’s B.S.

Everyone told me a male game developer shouldn’t try to make a feminist video game about the gender pay gap. But I did it anyway.

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These 5 Posh Hotels Have One Thing in Common: You’re Banned from Them

Not everybody gets to stay at the most beautiful and luxurious hotels in the world. Especially not you anymore after what you’ve done in them.

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Jackfruit Is The Vegan Alternative To Dog Meat You’ve Been Waiting For

Look, we get it. There’s no need to preach to us about how good dog meat can be, and finding a healthy, delicious, vegan alternative can be difficult. Enter jackfruit, a freaky-looking, spiky fruit native to the tropical lowlands of Southeast Asia. Its meaty texture and neutral flavor will leave you amazed that you’re not […]

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Identity Retreats: The Best Self-Care After You’ve Witnessed A Crime

I thought my life was over when I changed my identity and was forced into hiding. But boy was I wrong

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How To Make Edible Slime In A Desperate Attempt To Connect With Your Kids

If your kid prefers squishing a disgusting substance between their fingers more than interacting with you, then congratulations, this guide is for you.

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Charitable Pooping Is A Thing And Allow Me To Explain

Ever feel like you’re letting your poops go to waste? Have you ever considered dropping them on the doorstep of people who may or may not need them?

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3 School Lunches Your Child’s Bully Will Love

Cut out the middleman and prep for the bully’s palette instead! It’s good to know there’s at least one person likes your cooking.

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I’m An Introvert And I Need Every Person On Earth To Know It

Only after I personally tell every sentient creature that I’m super shy will the world finally understand my struggles as an introvert.

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I Will Not Be Shamed For Watching Porn, Especially On The Bus

Watching porn on the bus doesn’t make me weird. It makes me a sex positive revolutionary on the front lines in the war between prudishness and pleasure.

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We’re Discontinuing Our Charcoal Masks Because You’re A Bunch Of Racists

All you had to do was let the natural detoxifying wonders of charcoal clean out your pores. You couldn’t even do that without being racist, could you?

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Please Stop Jerking Off With My Luxurious Moisturizer

There are so many substances you can use to masturbate. All that I ask is that you don’t use my luxurious moisturizer. It’s not too much to ask, is it?

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Bay Leaves Are A Damn Lie

You are paying $8 an ounce for LIES

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We Tested $20,000 Worth Of Moisturizers Because We’re Mad With Power

It began as a lazy reason to create some more fine Internet Content. It ended with a morbid obession that brought us to the brink of perpetual moistness.

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Macaulay Culkin Commands You To Eat This Shoe

There’s a valid reason. Kinda.

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How To Kimchi That Body In Your Backyard

Love kimchi? Need to dispose of a body? Well you’re in luck!

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You’re Not Infusing Your Vinegar And We’re All Judging You For It

Why are you doing this to yourself? To all of us?

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As A Dream Interpreter, I’m Qualified to Say You’re All Disgusting Perverts

I already know the answer due to my years of experience as a dream interpreter, but have you tried watching something other than porn as you fall asleep?

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The Beginner’s Guide To Salt (Because There’s A LOT Of Options)

You probably don’t have anything meaningful to do right now anyway.

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I’m Hoping For A Cryotherapy Mishap That Turns Me Into Mr. Freeze

I can’t wait until one of my doctors makes an innocent mistake while adjusting the settings on the cryo-tank and it turns me into Mr. Freeze.

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What Bunny Ears Writers Are Wishing For This Valentine’s Day

We asked our very own Bunny Ears team what they’ve always wanted from their Valentine. Pay attention! Chances are your special someone will want one of these romantic gifts too.

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I’ve Been Holding In A Tantric Orgasm For 22 Years. Please Don’t Touch Me

Please don’t touch me.

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Oops! I Think I May Have Over-Exfoliated

As a general rule, you should never exfoliate so much that you accidentally end up brushing your teeth with your finger tips and Clinique facial scrub.

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5 Hot Places We’re Visiting This Winter While You Suckers Freeze

Oof, this sand is maybe *TOO* warm!

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Heal Thy Neighbor By Throwing Crystals Through His Window

The guy can really use the help, and I’m here to give it to him one 90 mile-an-hour moonstone fastball at a time.

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Signs Your Nutritionist Thinks You’re A Disgusting Piece Of Shit

Does she ever pretend to choke you?

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We Just Tried Western Medicine, And Holy Shit Is It Effective!

Have you guys ever tried antibiotics?!

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Poop Doulas And 4 Other Types Of Doulas You Didn’t Know You Need

A good doula is duty-bound to help you do things your way!

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I’m Totally Okay Being Trapped Under This Weighted Blanket

Getting crushed to death never felt so safe.

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Oh No, The 2019 Must-Have Look Is The Movie Hackers

HACK THE PLANET! HACK THE PLANNNNEEEEET!

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I Won’t Breastfeed My Child, And If That Makes Me A Bad Dad, So Be It

I don’t care what you think of me. I’m not going to do it.

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Our Restaurant’s New Insect Menu Has Nothing To Do With The Recent Fumigation

The two events are purely coincidental.

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Why Can’t My Son Be My Emotional Support Animal? He’s On A Leash

He’s just as untamable as any beast.

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Stop Screaming At Your Kids And Let Me Do It For You!

If you’re comfortable with me telling your children to eat shit but not telling them to get fucked, I need to know that beforehand.

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