Tag Archives: Luis Prada

Your annual Parent-Teacher Association potluck meetings are usually fraught with tension as parents and school faculty tussle to craft a wholesome learning environment while scarfing down microwaved potato skins. But with a little innocent subterfuge, a few crowd-pleasing recipes, and a bag full of ecstasy pills shaped like Spider-Man’s head, you can turn your stuffy […]

I needed to lose some weight. The problem was I didn’t know where to start: Atkins, Keto, intermittent fasting—to name just a few. The more I researched, the more confused I got. Which is why I decided to try them all to figure out which works best for me and my body. And now I […]

At your wit’s end with your kids eating their boogers instead of your delicious homemade meals?

Watching porn on the bus doesn’t make me weird. It makes me a sex positive revolutionary on the front lines in the war between prudishness and pleasure.

You are paying $8 an ounce for LIES

And that’s the only reason.

The two events are purely coincidental.

Please don’t touch me.

To make sure you don’t get caught dead with last year’s trends, here’s a round-up of what’s in and what’s out this fall.

We get it. Rearranging your heavy furniture just to change things up isn’t enticing enough to waste a weekend afternoon. But what if we told you there was a way to arrange your couch, side tables, and even that bowl of potpourri in a way that will harmonize your home with the erotic frequencies of […]

Love kimchi? Need to dispose of a body? Well you’re in luck!

When you close your eyes, focus on your breathing, and find peace in the silence, you will inevitably find yourself fighting back the memory of that thing you did that time. That horrible, horrible thing. Without a bevy of distractions to keep the memory at bay, the look in their eyes as your victim slowly […]

The world of fine dining has its own complex language that can turn a romantic date into a confusing embarrassment if you don’t know the lingo. Worry no more, because we’re here to help.

We are acupuncture diehards. We even have an on-site acupuncturist here in the Bunny Ears offices named Jennifer Chen (hi Jen!) ready to skewer our allergies away with a precise strike to our acupoints at the first sign of a runny nose. So we brought her into our usual Tuesday ayahuasca editorial meeting to pitch […]

If your kid prefers squishing a disgusting substance between their fingers more than interacting with you, then congratulations, this guide is for you.

I wouldn’t recommend it.

I’m going to kick their ass.

And it can work for you, too!

This isn’t easy.

Get it right!

Yes, your eyes WILL fly out of your head and dangle on your cheeks. But you’ll have confronted your fears in the process.

Mack is joined by Mike Stoklasa, Rich Evans, and Jay Bauman.

X-Box controllers are expensive. Try throwing these unimportant things instead.

The secret to rebuilding my confidence was admitting that I needed help – the help of a trusted therapist and of a pair of 5-foot-tall circus stilts.

When Bunny Ears used a stock image of my face in an article about micropenises, I thought my life was over. It was only just beginning.

Everyone told me a male game developer shouldn’t try to make a feminist video game about the gender pay gap. But I did it anyway.

Not everybody gets to stay at the most beautiful and luxurious hotels in the world. Especially not you anymore after what you’ve done in them.

Look, we get it. There’s no need to preach to us about how good dog meat can be, and finding a healthy, delicious, vegan alternative can be difficult. Enter jackfruit, a freaky-looking, spiky fruit native to the tropical lowlands of Southeast Asia. Its meaty texture and neutral flavor will leave you amazed that you’re not […]

I thought my life was over when I changed my identity and was forced into hiding. But boy was I wrong

Ever feel like you’re letting your poops go to waste? Have you ever considered dropping them on the doorstep of people who may or may not need them?

Cut out the middleman and prep for the bully’s palette instead! It’s good to know there’s at least one person likes your cooking.

Only after I personally tell every sentient creature that I’m super shy will the world finally understand my struggles as an introvert.

All you had to do was let the natural detoxifying wonders of charcoal clean out your pores. You couldn’t even do that without being racist, could you?

There are so many substances you can use to masturbate. All that I ask is that you don’t use my luxurious moisturizer. It’s not too much to ask, is it?

It began as a lazy reason to create some more fine Internet Content. It ended with a morbid obession that brought us to the brink of perpetual moistness.

There’s a valid reason. Kinda.

Why are you doing this to yourself? To all of us?

I already know the answer due to my years of experience as a dream interpreter, but have you tried watching something other than porn as you fall asleep?

You probably don’t have anything meaningful to do right now anyway.

I can’t wait until one of my doctors makes an innocent mistake while adjusting the settings on the cryo-tank and it turns me into Mr. Freeze.

We asked our very own Bunny Ears team what they’ve always wanted from their Valentine. Pay attention! Chances are your special someone will want one of these romantic gifts too.

As a general rule, you should never exfoliate so much that you accidentally end up brushing your teeth with your finger tips and Clinique facial scrub.

Oof, this sand is maybe *TOO* warm!

The guy can really use the help, and I’m here to give it to him one 90 mile-an-hour moonstone fastball at a time.

Does she ever pretend to choke you?