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…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
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…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Scientists find that deja vu is just alternate timeline of you dying…
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…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
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