You Can Only See This $4300 Invisible Dress if You’re Truly Chic
Everyone’s talking about the new $4,300 Invisible Dress designed by Francois de la Faux. This dress, which is the height of fashion, is made from a fabric so expensive, so luxurious that you can only see it if you’re truly chic. Take my word for it. I’ve seen it.
The Invisible Dress caused quite the stir when it hit the runway at Paris Fashion Week. Anna Wintour herself cried out, “Why aren’t the models wearing any clothes?… Just kidding. They’re wearing the Invisible Dress. I can completely see it, because I am Anna Wintour and I am worthy of gazing upon the Invisible Dress.”
Since its debut, the Invisible Dress has been seen and/or not seen on celebs like Kendall Jenner, Rhianna, and Bella Hadid—depending on who you ask. If you ask me, I will say it has, because—as I mentioned before—-I am fully capable of seeing this chic dress only the chic can see!
Below is a photo of the dress, but we know that most of you cannot see it, so please enjoy this seemingly naked mannequin, you gutter person.
Gauche eyes are unable to reflect the light from the fabric of the Invisible Dress, rendering it, well, invisible. But if you are able to see it, you would be able to see that the dress is a slinky, form-fitting number that sashays elegantly as the wearer moves. This slinky dress comes in millennial pink, champagne, light tan, and, of course, nude. I know. I can see the dress. And I can actually see it more than other people.
“As a high-end designer, you, of course, want your designed to grace the frames of only the most beautiful,” de la Faux once told me. “But once your dresses hit the stores, anyone can buy them. I didn’t want grade-A uggos wearing my clothes… so the idea of the Invisible Dress was born. I can see that you think you’re wearing one of my dresses right now.”
What I love about the Invisible Dress is that whenever I wear it, I know I’m going to get a lot of attention! When I was out and about in the Invisible Dress, someone catcalled me, “I can see your bush,” but I know that person was a lowly nobody, and not truly chic like I am!
Not only do my friends know that I have $4,300 to spend on a dress, but they also know that I possess superior taste. I can also tell who around me is not worthy of the dress. For instance, my neighbor, Canyon, told me that she loved the sleeves of my Invisible Dress. Liar. Everyone knows the Invisible Dress doesn’t have sleeves! Or maybe some of them do. But mine doesn’t. I mean, it might. Do you see sleeves when you see it? I can see it, of course! Yes, I can see the full sleeves on this stunning Invisible Dress! I am fashionable!
Can you see the $4,300 Invisible Dress? Let us know in the comments!
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