People say it’s not about the destination but the journey to get there—but I say as long as you made it there in one piece, who cares how it happened.
It happens to the best of us.
Hey Janice just wanted to let you know that sweater is super cute and also cancer but you’ve got like thirty years.
Talk about your dumb luck.
Say you already know your healthy husband is about to die from mysterious causes. Which life insurance policy should you choose for him?
I can’t wait until one of my doctors makes an innocent mistake while adjusting the settings on the cryo-tank and it turns me into Mr. Freeze.
