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The Perfect Hookup Bag for your One Night Stand with the Easter Bunny
Against all odds, you’ve managed to seduce the Easter bunny. Maybe you’re just misunderstood or really into costumes, but either way you’re going to need some tips on how to prepare for your magical night. Here are the four essential things you absolutely need in your Easter hookup survival kit. 1. Industrial grade sewing kit …
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7 Things You Should Hide From Your Kids Instead Of Eggs This Easter
Easter is the time of year when we celebrate the murder of Jesus – and how he miraculously crawled out of his grave like nothing ever happened – by pretending a giant rabbit broke into your backyard and laid pastel eggs all over the place. None of this makes any sense so we suggest you …
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