You might never be able to stay at any Marriott-affiliated hotel or resort again. But it’s worth it!
Look, we all know you only browse yoga articles because maybe you’ll see a nipple or something. Whatever.
What possible reason could they have to object to this beautiful forty foot silk effigy of a naked hairy Greek New Age musician?
The guy can really use the help, and I’m here to give it to him one 90 mile-an-hour moonstone fastball at a time.
For too long it’s been the norm to keep one’s sex shenanigans secret from thy neighbor. No more, we say. No more.