For too long it’s been the norm to keep one’s sex shenanigans secret from thy neighbor. No more, we say. No more.
You might never be able to stay at any Marriott-affiliated hotel or resort again. But it’s worth it!
Look, we all know you only browse yoga articles because maybe you’ll see a nipple or something. Whatever.
What possible reason could they have to object to this beautiful forty foot silk effigy of a naked hairy Greek New Age musician?
The guy can really use the help, and I’m here to give it to him one 90 mile-an-hour moonstone fastball at a time.
