Think of it as an elegant lightsaber dildo.
Look me at me now, dad!
Can you say slap bracelets?
Get it right!
You won’t believe the lasting emotional trauma I got from #4!
Not only are my Lincoln Log hinges fashionable they also make so many daily activities better. No longer do I have to worry about damaging my joints when I do yoga.
If you loved Street Sharks you’ll love these luxurious new Boulevard Sharks. If you can afford them, which you almost certainly cannot.
