Writer/Comedienne/Lady King who has written for Reductress, McSweeneys, CollegeHumor, The Belladonnas, and Smosh
Natural Deodorants You Can Technically Eat If It Ever Came Down To That
Your body deserves the best.
Remember These ’90s Nick Shows? Your Much Younger Boyfriend Doesn’t
He was born after most of these gems ended!
Treat Erectile Dysfunction By Dangling “It” Over A Pool Of Hungry Piranhas
Like, VERY hungry.
Macaulay Culkin Forgot The Rat King Was In ‘The Nutcracker’ With Him
“You know, I’m sad, but I’m not surprised,” the Rat King said.
Boost Your Immune System With Ball Pit Immersion Therapy
Build up you defenses in the most disgusting place on earth!
Travel Guide: The Inside Of A JNCO Jeans Leg
These jeans are the ultimate staycation location for those times you want to get away but don’t want to go very far.
How to Tell Your Kids There’s A Baby in Your Tummy—Because You Ate One
It can be hard for them to understand.
I Farted Really Loudly Just Now, Um, Because It’s a New Health Thing?
You have to fart otherwise you’ll get sick. Just go with me on this.
Styles Everyone Will Be Wearing When The Dystopian Regime Commands It
This is what Best Leader wants for us.
The New Macaulay Culkin Video Game Lets You Control Mack in Real Time
It debuted at E3.
It Turns Out Oxygen Is Just A Poison That Takes 80 Years to Kill Us
100% of people who breathe oxygen will die at some point in their life.