Here’s What ‘Based On Your Sign’ Article You Should Read Based On Your Sign
When you were born determines everything about you, including which “Based On Your Zodiac Sign” article you should read. Read on to make sure you’re clicking on the right piece of clickbait.
As the first sign in the zodiac, your presence marks an energetic new beginning. Click on a “Which One Of The First Humans Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?” to find out which one of our assertive and aggressive cavemen ancestors you would be. It might not be Grungh, like you thought.
You’re all about food and comfort—things that feel very “home-y.” But you’re also very stubborn! You might want to check out a “Which Fight Should You Have With Mom On Thanksgiving Based On Your Zodiac Sign?” article. You love butting heads with those closest to you, you stubborn bull!
If we know one thing about you, Gemini (which we do, because we’re astrologers), it’s that your sign is “the twins.” Hop on over to a “Which Pair of Celebrity Twins Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?” article to find out exactly which star twins your star sign, the twins, says you are.
Cancers are overly emotional and sensitive, which means you can usually find them eating the abnormally large amount of feelings that they feel. You might want to check out a “What Type Of Cookie Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?” article before you reach for that comfort food!
Leo, you are wild! Your impulsive and attention-getting nature can often get you in trouble, so hop on over to “Which Third-Degree Felony You’ll Most Likely Die In Jail For Based on Your Star Sign” to find out just how your personality will do you in!
Logical and organized Virgos love to plan ahead. That’s why you should check out a “Where You Should Spread Your Ashes Based On Your Zodiac Sign” article. It’s never too soon to start thinking about what’s going to happen to you after you die.
You like things fair and balanced, just like the Fox News slogan. You should probably check out a “Which Former Fox News Anchor Who Left After A Scandal Are You Based on Your Zodiac Sign?” article to find out just how fair and balanced you are. Spoiler: It’s Gretchen Carlson.
As the most sexual sign, you definitely know your way around the bedroom! You’ve had more sexual partners than any other sign in the zodiac combined. You might want to get yourself checked out? That’s why you should read a “What V.D. You Definitely Have Right Now Based On Your Zodiac Sign” article. And get tested. Seriously.
You love to travel, and it wouldn’t cause you much concern to pick up and move completely across the country. In a past life, you were probably one of the pioneers who opened up the Pacific Northwest! That’s why you should check out a “Which Member Of T Donner Party Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?” article.
You’re no-nonsense and love business! Check out a “What Kind Of Insider Trading Should You Commit Based On Your Zodiac Sign” article. It’ll appeal to your cold and calculating nature and maybe give you a few ideas!
Aquarius, you’re one of the most intellectual signs in the zodiac. You’re always full of questions, s check out a “What Question Should You Ask Based On Your Zodiac Sign?” article to know which question you should ask. It’s based on your zodiac sign!
As a water sign, you’re more in tune with emotions and can easily tell when other people around you are mad or have hostile intentions. Check out a “Which Body Of Water Will You ‘Accidentally’ Drown In While Boating With Your Husband Based On Your Zodiac Sign?” article. It might just save your life if it wasn’t already your destiny to die.
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