So, so many things.
Who invited Steve?
I was in a hurry, okay!
It’s a surefire way to survive the day intact.
Filthy, no good sinners.
Just in time for Thanksgiving!
Yes, it’s awkward.
Hint: You’re not going to want to go anywhere near a What Kind of Fast Food are You Based on Your Zodiac article if you’re a Pisces!
I swear to fucking God they better after all of this bullshit I went through this year.
Why is Thanksgiving so damn complicated?
She was a piece of work.
This Thanksgiving turkey is just the opportunity you need to have at least one thing go right. And you really need it because, let’s be honest, you can really use a win right now.
You have two problems: no plans for Thanksgiving Dinner, and an abundance of just terrible Pokemon. Why not have one problem solve the other?
Get ready.
