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Macaulay Culkin's Wellness Island Festival Has Been Cancelled

Macaulay Culkin’s Wellness Island Festival Has Been Regretfully Cancelled

Turns out crabs are no joke!

There Was A Mini Friends Reunion In My Latest Restraining Order

Whenever more than one former Friends cast member enters the same room it is a mini Friends reunion and must be reported as such.

by Lydia Bugg

People Always Told Me I Couldn’t Start My Own Bee Farm, So I Proved Them Right

People always told me there was no way I’d ever be able to manage a hive of bees like the trendy rooftop beekeepers of New York City, and oh boy, did it feel good to silence all the haters when I proved them right. I think I knew I wouldn’t be a good beekeeper when …

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by Luis Prada

Which Third-Degree Felony You’ll Most Likely Die In Jail For Based On Your Star Sign

You know you have it in you.

by Toria Sheffield

How I Found Enlightenment By Staging My Own Kidnapping

I hope they let me play myself in the movie version of this story.

by Zanandi Botes

Fall Trends: What’s In (Plaid!) And What’s Out (All Of Your Most Closely Guarded Secrets)

To make sure you don’t get caught dead with last year’s trends, here’s a round-up of what’s in and what’s out this fall.

by Luis Prada

Forget Weed Tampons, Try Muling!

Psst. Hey, kid. You wanna get high?

by Amanda Mannen

Macaulay Culkin Demands We Rethink Mandatory Sentencing For Hamburglars

It’s cruel and unusual.

by Brian Steele

Cage-Free Children: Right For You?

If you’re raising one of these “cage-free children,” you’re a crappy parent. There, we said it.

by Brian Steele

Live The Life You Deserve Through Financial Fraud

Fake it until you make it! And by “it” I mean “identity theft”

by Rani Baker

Here’s What ‘Based On Your Sign’ Article You Should Read Based On Your Sign

Hint: You’re not going to want to go anywhere near a What Kind of Fast Food are You Based on Your Zodiac article if you’re a Pisces!

by Heidi Lux

What To Look For When Shopping For A New Judge

You can’t risk electing a judge you can’t bribe

by Amanda Mannen

Macaulay Culkin’s Lifehacks: On The Run

Check back for more tips daily! Tuesday June 18, 2019 Monday June 17, 2019

by Emily Clark

Macaulay Culkin’s Lifehacks: Crime Edition

If you do crimes, you will potentially go to jail. You can’t read Bunny Ears in jail. Please don’t do crimes and go to jail. (But read all of Mack’s Hacks on Crime Stuff this week!) Sunday June 2, 2019 Saturday June 1, 2019 Friday May 31, 2019 Thursday May 30, 2019 Wednesday May 29, …