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People always told me there was no way I’d ever be able to manage a hive of bees like the trendy rooftop beekeepers of New York City, and oh boy, did it feel good to silence all the haters when I proved them right. I think I knew I wouldn’t be a good beekeeper when […]

You know you have it in you.

I hope they let me play myself in the movie version of this story.

To make sure you don’t get caught dead with last year’s trends, here’s a round-up of what’s in and what’s out this fall.

Psst. Hey, kid. You wanna get high?

It’s cruel and unusual.

If you’re raising one of these “cage-free children,” you’re a crappy parent. There, we said it.

Fake it until you make it! And by “it” I mean “identity theft”

Hint: You’re not going to want to go anywhere near a What Kind of Fast Food are You Based on Your Zodiac article if you’re a Pisces!

You can’t risk electing a judge you can’t bribe

Turns out crabs are no joke!

Whenever more than one former Friends cast member enters the same room it is a mini Friends reunion and must be reported as such.

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If you do crimes, you will potentially go to jail. You can’t read Bunny Ears in jail. Please don’t do crimes and go to jail. (But read all of Mack’s Hacks on Crime Stuff this week!) Sunday June 2, 2019 Saturday June 1, 2019 Friday May 31, 2019 Thursday May 30, 2019 Wednesday May 29, […]