Tech – bunny ears

Duolingo Courses Now Teach You How To Talk To Poors

Now the little green owl will guilt you into learning the language of the lowly and the downtrodden!

by Vanessa Gritton

Should I Use Nanotechnology To Turn My Stomach Into Several Cow Stomachs?

So I Can Thrive On Just Grass?

by Nick Roth

If Your Shoes Aren’t Transformers, What The Fuck Is Even The Point?

I have goddamn robot shoes. What now?

by Carolyn Burke

Will The Sims Seek Revenge On You After The Singularity?

Be afraid.

by Ken Hanley

I Unplugged For Two And A Half Hours And Now I’m An Objectively Better Person Than You

I was like you, once. Obsessed with my online reputation, getting into pointless arguments on Twitter, refreshing my news feeds every five seconds. I was wasting my life away, one click at a time. But then I stepped away from the Internet for a while and taught myself an important lesson about what really matters …