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…Breaking: Absolutely no one wang chunging tonight…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Against All Odds, Man Learns To Dance…
…Update: Only very tiny hats now cool…
…Local white guy “gets it”…
…Did Tupac fake his birth?…
…Hurricane wipes out town of Duckberg…
…Woman With Scoliosis Has Detailed Knowledge Of Floor-…
…According to studies studying causes cancer…
…Adult Hearing Mom Use Their Full Name Still Terrified…
…Millennials Are Disrupting The Banjo Industry…
…Single 32 Year Old Patiently Waits For Friends To Get Divorced…
…Local Couple Adopts Blind Dogs And Just Puts Them Down…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…New Boyfriend Eats Imitation Crab Straight From The Package…
…Woman Memorizes Snapple Fact In Case Tonight’s Party Is That Bad…
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Report reveals Rice-A-Roni actually from Detroit…
…Breaking – There’s A Spider In Your Pocket…
…Sugar daddy eaten by ants…
…Reported discovery of new planet turns out to be your mom…
…Survey finds startling amount of ghosts are racist….
…Man discovers woman already knows thing he was going to tell her….
…Hospital Cracks Down On Patients Getting Chemo For Fun…
…Am I standing right behind you? The answer might surprise you!…
…Drugs In Water Supply Treat Fish’s Depression…
…Violent Pokémon dispute sparks trade war…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Single Woman Manages To Meet Food Delivery Minimum…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
… Michael Jordan Comes Out Of Retirement To Dunk On Angela Merkel…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…Very smart toilet begs for death…
…Unusually Buff Dog Not Breaking Eye Contact…
…Chill Girlfriend Constantly Suppressing Everything…
…Man pretty sure Game Of Thrones is historically accurate…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Big dick energy drink selling poorly…
…Spoiler alert: The milk has gone bad…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…13th month discovered between February and March….
…Quiz: Is This The Good Milk?…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Research shows laughter definitely not the best medicine…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Study: Loss Of Car Leads To 1000% Catcalling Increase…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…Email From Mom Has 4 FWDs In Subject Line…