Get That Giant Gonzales Beach Body In Time For Summer
Learn how to achieve the perfect Giant Gonzales Beach Body with our exclusive Bunny Ears makeover guide.
Savory Ice Cream Flavors Created by Some Monster
Check out our reviews of these actual savory ice cream flavors apparently made by demon aliens who want to ruin everything you love in this world.
Natasha Lyonne and Macaulay Culkin Talk Art, Movies, and the End Times
Natasha Lyonne and Macaulay Culkin: two definitely not dead celebrities!
Summertime Treat! Freeze Your Eggs
Everyone knows the best impulse purchases involve fertility, copious doctors’ visits, and disclosing your social security number on medical forms. And is there any better way to beat the summer heat than taking your freshly harvested, frozen eggs in a cooler to all your summer picnics? We don’t think so! That’s why we at Bunny […]
Fun False Idols To Worship This Summer
The days are getting longer, the sun is shining brighter, and summer adventures are just around the corner. For many of us, that means one thing: a whole new season of fun false idols to worship! Instead of spending your precious time on Earth devoting yourself to things like compassion, charity, or spiritual and/or religious […]
How I Escaped My Children This Summer
Oh, sure, everyone always gets sooooo excited for summer. A smorgasbord of fashionable outdoor festivals, sipping mai-tais on elegant beach-side patios, entirely new ways of getting judged by your body – what’s not to love? Your kids, for one thing. Did it occur to you that your kids are going to be home all day, for […]
Serene Bottomless Pits To Visit This Summer
You’ll want to stare into these bottomless, lonely cavities for the rest of your life.