Mother’s Day shouldn’t just be about the woman who actually gave birth to you. What’s wrong with honoring all the people you accidentally called “Mom?”
Seriously. So positive.
There must be a logical explanation.
We’re sorry to be the ones to break it to you.
What goes where?!
I tried out this new Face/Off procedure so I could see what I could learn about my childhood in order to be able to exploit it for an internet article. Here is what I learned.
No one else feels lonely. Ever. It’s just you, the person reading this piece right now.
Same time, same place, same genetics. Eh, with modern dating, who has time to care about all three?
Get ready.