Fall Fashion Tips To Thwart The Massive Government Surveillance Conspiracy Against You
These days, it seems like everyone is on one watch list or another, even if—unlike the Bunny Ears office—your parking lot isn’t filled with shotgun shells and wrecks of the remote-control drones we were shooting at while extremely intoxicated at 4:00 AM because we thought THIS WAS AMERICA. LAND OF FREEDOM. As you might imagine, we […]
We Contacted Marilyn Monroe’s Ghost, And TBH She Was Kind Of A Drag
It’s an age-old question: If you could have dinner with any famous person, living or dead, who would it be? For a lot of women living that #blessed Hollywood lifestyle, the answer is obviously Marilyn Monroe. Not only was she talented, intelligent, and troubled, she probably has some bomb makeup tips. Well, for those of […]
Episode 8 – Covenant (Annotated)
Hi, I’m Craig, The Intern, and they make me transcribe these every week. Everything’s going great so far! The Guest: #JustTheGuys The Lowdown: The conspiracy theory episode! The guys start out by talking about the pros and cons of the flat earth theory. Daniel Bryan is a 9/11 truther! Matt Cohen’s favorite current conspiracy is […]
Conspiracy Theory: Did The Creators Of Pogs Just Want Our Money?
A shocking truth may lurk behind this beloved childhood pastime.
Did Collective Soul Actually Exist?
Hey, remember Collective Soul, that mildly agreeable rock band from the ’90s? It’s weird if you do, because as it turns out, it never existed.
Manage Social Anxiety Even Though Everyone Is Only Pretending To Like You
Love Yourself And Others Will Follow, Even The Paid Actors Pretending To Be Your Parents.
Maybe It’s The Meth Talking, But These Detox Tips Make Me Feel Like A God
Fuck! Are you feeling this?