Podcast Minisode: National Potato Day
Hi, I’m Craig The Intern, and they make me transcribe these every week. Everything’s going great so far! This potato day minisode is about potatoes, which I don’t really like, but most people do. Probably because I only get fed cold potatoes in the intern room. You’d think they could throw in some Spam or […]
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