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Fall Activities That Are More Fun With The Cloaked Man

His name and intent remain unknown.

Sex-Positive Pumpkin Carving Ideas That Will Arouse Your Whole Neighborhood

Instead of candy, give your neighbors what they really want this Halloween: a comprehensive sexual education via seasonal and sensual pumpkins!

by Jessica Ellis

A Guide For First-Time Fathers Who Are Also Frankensteins

Parenting is hard—and it’s even harder when you’re a Frankenstein.

by Michael McCollor

Ethically-Made Culturally Appropriative Halloween Costumes—Finally!

Ever since I was a kid, I’ve had a costume bucket list; things and people I’ve always wanted to be. But due to the rise of the PC police, keyboard warriors, and people with “ethics,” many of the costumes on my list are now considered offensive—or even straight up racist! I’m not here to offend …

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by Elizabeth Teets

Wait, Can Vampires Fly? Is That Part Of Their Deal?

The mythology is wildly inconsistent, guys.

by Michael McCollor

Have An Eco-Friendly Halloween By Decorating With Real Corpses

They’re 100% biodegradable and look fantastic!

by Nat Baimel

Is The Slender Man Setting Unrealistic Body Expectations For His Victims?

What kind of example is he setting?

by Brian Steele

Halloween Couples Costumes For Open Marriages

Fun and festive ways to let everyone know you’re in The Lifestyle!

by Erik Barnes

Nintendo Announces New ‘Wario’s Brothel’ Haunt At Universal Studios

Be sure to bring hand sanitizer!

by Kevin Anderson

5 Jack-O’-Lanterns That Just Turned Into Danny DeVito Somehow

Happy fall, y’all! We’re coming at you with the only pumpkin carving tutorial you’ll ever need. We’re going to be looking at five simple designs today, and I’m going to give you all the tips and tricks I use to make perfect Halloween jack-o’-lanterns. [Disclaimer: Many of the below pumpkins may end up looking like …