Tag Archives: Halloween

Ever since I was a kid, I’ve had a costume bucket list; things and people I’ve always wanted to be. But due to the rise of the PC police, keyboard warriors, and people with “ethics,” many of the costumes on my list are now considered offensive—or even straight up racist! I’m not here to offend […]

The mythology is wildly inconsistent, guys.

They’re 100% biodegradable and look fantastic!

What kind of example is he setting?

Fun and festive ways to let everyone know you’re in The Lifestyle!

Be sure to bring hand sanitizer!

Happy fall, y’all! We’re coming at you with the only pumpkin carving tutorial you’ll ever need. We’re going to be looking at five simple designs today, and I’m going to give you all the tips and tricks I use to make perfect Halloween jack-o’-lanterns. [Disclaimer: Many of the below pumpkins may end up looking like […]

‘Are you on Twitter? Okay, let’s back up.’

#5 is gonna burn so hard!

His name and intent remain unknown.

Instead of candy, give your neighbors what they really want this Halloween: a comprehensive sexual education via seasonal and sensual pumpkins!

Parenting is hard—and it’s even harder when you’re a Frankenstein.