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Tips for Throwing a Great Christmas Party Despite the Ongoing Mass Extinction

Yeah, we are doomed, but at least there is cake!

by Natasha King

You Will Not Look Good In Any Of These Chic Seasonal Hats

Don’t even bother trying to cover up that horrible potato head

by Jessica Ellis

Thanksgiving Recipes The Whole Family Better Fucking Agree On

I swear to fucking God they better after all of this bullshit I went through this year.

by Amanda Mannen

Reminder: Don’t Fuck Up This Turkey, Because You Can Really Use A Win Right Now

This Thanksgiving turkey is just the opportunity you need to have at least one thing go right. And you really need it because, let’s be honest, you can really use a win right now.

by Luis Prada

Ethically-Made Culturally Appropriative Halloween Costumes—Finally!

Ever since I was a kid, I’ve had a costume bucket list; things and people I’ve always wanted to be. But due to the rise of the PC police, keyboard warriors, and people with “ethics,” many of the costumes on my list are now considered offensive—or even straight up racist! I’m not here to offend …

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by Elizabeth Teets

#Getaway: The New Vacation Everyone Needs To Take

Let’s face it: in 2018, what even is a great vacation anymore? Destination trips are filled with unpleasant surprises, from last second price hikes, children being eaten by alligators, and fucking sand. Likewise, it’s increasingly difficult to find the time, what with more and more millennials taking gigs and second jobs just for the opportunity …