Inessential Oils: Our Guide to Smelling Pretty Weird
Essential oils may have no scientifically demonstrated benefits, but at least they smell good. We can’t say the same thing about our list of inessential oils. We can’t guarantee that they won’t actively harm you, but we can guarantee that they smell pretty weird. Our inessential oils are as malodorous as they are useless, and […]
Episode 2 – The Squeakquel (Annotated)
Hi, I’m Craig The Intern and they make me transcribe these every week. Everything’s going great so far! The Guest: #JustTheGuys The Lowdown: The guys talk about paint balling, people who freeze their paintballs, and they talk about who is Mack’s favorite Ghostbuster? If you were to murder someone, how would you do it? Have […]
The Most Romantic, Out-Of-The-Way Chain Restaurants for Having Your Affair
Nothing says, “I don’t want to lose you, but I also don’t want to lose my marriage” like vaguely-Asian pot stickers.
Great Ways To Sneak In Some Day Drinking This Mother’s Day
Drinking on Mother’s Day won’t help your partner and children truly appreciate you, but it WILL get you through another day without murder charges!
3 School Lunches Your Child’s Bully Will Love
Cut out the middleman and prep for the bully’s palette instead! It’s good to know there’s at least one person likes your cooking.
The Pizza Underground Reunion Episode Of The Bunny Ears Podcast
Yeah I want pizza, and I want it for free. Gimme pizza, pepperoni extra cheese!
This Mom’s New Years Resolution Is To Get Turnt The Fuck Up
This year, my goal is to get shwiggity fuckin’ shwasted, and I can’t wait to get to it!