We would never want to cramp your hump-pumping with the cruel reality of below freezing weather.
Don’t even bother trying to cover up that horrible potato head
Think about a heavy coat and also goggles.
X-Pac-level heat will save you thousands in electric bills.
We’ve all been there.
Natasha Lyonne and Macaulay Culkin: two definitely not dead celebrities!
Oof, this sand is maybe *TOO* warm!
Be prepared to pay one billion dollars for that second checked bag, because things are about to get crazy.
