Anabel and Genevieve Kane

Mother’s Day shouldn’t just be about the woman who actually gave birth to you. What’s wrong with honoring all the people you accidentally called “Mom?”

Whip out these Die Hard quotes on your first date and you are sure to be as cool as Mr. McClane himself.

Get ready to feel fantastic!

This is how you learned to eat your feelings.

But not in a good way.

One joined a cover band!

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

Like, “Hey — how did THESE get in here?”

There are so many ethical, cruelty-free ways to get high as balls.

Some call it an abomination. We call it the official color of November 2019!

It’s so good I cannot feel my face.

Or else we’ll open up a can of whoop-ass!

It’s a sad fact of life that your favorite cartoon dogs are likely long dead.

It hurts so pretty.

Take in the view of those hangers!

Just ask WWMPD: “What Would My Penguin Do?”

Can you say slap bracelets?

For the every day Juggalo.

Live the boolprop_testingcheatsenabled life of your dreams!

I guess this is one trick I was never meant to nail.

Are you a Passionfruit? Perhaps a Key Lime?

Will it be garden soil? Or perhaps a mailbox?

It’s both delicious, nutritious, and not a choking hazard if eaten correctly.

He keeps yapping “In my room, I want you here.”

Humiliate your neighbors the ethical way.

Here are some wacky and nostalgic recipes for edibles baked in the fiery kiln of an Easy-Bake Oven. Users be warned: It isn’t always easy being easy baked.