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Sup Warren? Matt Cohen here, again: apparently Craig needs something called “Condolence Time” which I think he made up, but alas; here I am, to talk to you about this weeks episode of the world (Earth) famous Bunny Ears Podcast podcast. (Warning; this will contain a lot of parentheticals) This week, Mack and myself present […]

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  Hey Warren; sup with it? It’s Matt Cohen here. Yes, THAT Matt Cohen. Oh wait, not THAT one. The other one. SOMEONE (screw you, Shawn) gave Craig the Intern the week off to attend a funeral, which I am now and was then, totally against, as I’m trying to build up some character in […]

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Hi, I’m Craig The Intern. They make me transcribe these every week. Everything’s going great so far!  I’m learning a lot this week, and you will too. Apparently there’s a country called “Canada”? The Guest: The lionheart, the Ayatollah of Rock N’ Rolla, Y2J…Chris Jericho! The Lowdown: Bunny Ears…IS…JERICHO! But first Mack has to redo […]

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