…Man Experiences The Miracle Of Flight With Powerful Bidet Toilet Attachment…
…Picture Now Worth About 40 Words…
…Most Rocks Are Walnuts…
…Your Dog Might Have A Secret Passport…
…70 Percent Of Americans Don’t Get Enough Sheep…
…Man Who Bought Tampons For Girlfriend Expected More Fawning…
…Kid Rock Now Available In Menthol…
…Ambitious Widower Gets Stages Of Grief Down To Four…
…Netflix Adds Fifth Movie…
…Little Bits Of Paper Left On Starburst Counts As Fiber…
…Half The World’s Bees Have Never Seen The Show Seinfeld…
…Dollars to donuts exchange crashing…
…Lady In Old House In Neighborhood Not Witch, Just Regular Murderer…
…Community Garden Offers Free, Gross Vegetables To Neighborhood…
…Opinion: We’re In A Golden Age Of Trash Talking…
…Blood Drive Cookie Tastes Like Blood…
…Fun Run Isn’t…
…Mayor Doesn’t Declare Opposite Day…
…Dems Vow To See Zach Snyder Cut Of Mueller Report Released To Public…
…Man Finds Mannequin Far Too Attractive…
…Gap Year Spent Working At The Gap…
…California Bans Genetically Modified Farmers…
…Prophecies Of Nostradamus’ Page-A-Day Calendar Ends On March 9th…
…Fancy Teens Start Garage Orchestra…
…Overweight Hipster Dieting Ironically…
…Horrible Man Drives Wonderful Car…
…No One Looks Good In Jeans…
…’Glow Up’ Discovered To Just Be DBZ Reference…
…Scientists Discover A Lot Of Cool Junk In Older Brother’s Room…
…Thing Assumed To Be Chocolate-Filled Turns Out To Be Blueberry-Filled…
…Help, I’m Trapped In A Headline Writing Factory. Details To Follow…
…Fourth grade teacher found to be not as hot as you remember…
…Opinion: I Have The Best Smile And Coolest Personality …
…KFC Secret Recipe Has Been Inside You All Along…
…Tampax Introduces Pink-Colored Products Just For Women…
…Trail Mix Sustains Man For Journey To, From Trail Mix Bowl…
…Children May Be Stupider And Weaker Than Previously Thought…
…Thinking Outside The Box Leads To Unimaginable Sorrow…
…Santa is real, and he lives in your crawl space….
…Shazaam not a real movie…Google it…
…It’s Cool To Wear Organs On The Outside Now…
…Confirmed: Everyone is hanging out without you…
…Michelle Obama Spotted Sneaking Vegetables Into Sleeping Kids’ Mouths…
…Don’t Forget To Grab Milk…
…Below Surface, Small Town Exactly What It Seems…
…Best Way To Get Rich: Finding Bag Of Money In Woods…
…Hitler Pleads With Time Travelers To Stop Killing Him…
…A New Generation Of Turtles Are Learning Martial Arts…
…Girl Scouts Unveil Four New Flavors Of E-Juice…
…Everyone In Hardware Store Clearly Planning A Murder…
…Overweight Hipster Dieting Ironically…
…60-Year-Old Man Doesn’t Feel A Day Over 58…
…Devastating New Documentary Changes Nothing…
…Bunny Ears wins prestigious Bunny Ears website of the year award at the Bunny Ears Awards…
…Gordon Ramsay Signed Beef Wellington Sells For 1.6 Million…
…6 Year Online Romance Ends In Weird Handshake…
…Rest Of Maroon 5 Probably Has Names…
…Woman Totally Okay With Turning 23…
…Scientists Discover That Human Body Is Disgusting…
…Mother Struggles To Explain Scott Baio To Her Child…
…According to studies accordions are unsteady…
…RC Cola Secret Recipe Kept In Open Shoebox In Headquarters Lobby…
…Dip Can Be Eaten Without Chips…