Tag Archives: Celebrities

Vaginal rejuvenation surgery is very popular among rich, straight, cis female readers, but is it really necessary? After all, most of those readers don’t realize their husband definitely fucked a couch in middle school. Your vagina is perfectly fine the way it is—men will have sex with it and literally anything else on the planet. […]

Blue Ivy. Baby Jessica. The weirdly sexualized Coppertone toddler being molested by a dog. These iconic cover-babies didn’t become household names by accident.  (Well, Baby Jessica falling into the well was probably an accident, but it got her international attention!) Unfortunately, as these babies get older and less squishy, they tend to fall off the […]

For too long it’s been the norm to keep one’s sex shenanigans secret from thy neighbor. No more, we say. No more.

Though they may or may not be “just like us,” one thing about celebrities is clear: Their lives are awesome and ours aren’t. Logically, they must have some mystical key to an awesome life beyond good bone structure and luck, right? The answer is yes and this is why we all crave celebrity advice. After […]

How else shall we absorb her powers?

Aaron Sorkin had better take notes, because Allee opens up about the real social network.

What kind of example is he setting?

Here’s who our staff would most like to take to pound town!

We followed Rami Malek around to see what he gets up to, and then kidnapped him!

I haven’t taken the shirt off in a week, but nobody says anything about my odor!

When celebs spill the beans on the best countries to open an offshore bank account to hide their wealth from different governments, we’re here for it.